dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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(Reblogged from canadianslut)

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

(Source: trashboat)

(Reblogged from postulation)

2wentyonepilots:

my new favourite tweet

(Reblogged from canadianslut)
(Reblogged from prelaw-prep)

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

(Reblogged from postulation)

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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(Reblogged from onlylolgifs)

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

(Source: shewolfofengland)

(Reblogged from onlylolgifs)

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir)

(Reblogged from thelifeimaginedd)

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

(Reblogged from nickelbackthatassup)
don’t let him ruin your favourite songs, don’t let him ruin your favourite movie, don’t let him ruin you.
things to remember (via broken-heavily)
(Reblogged from ginny-says)