sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

(Reblogged from postulation)
(Reblogged from ginny-says)
I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore.
Caitlyn Siehl, from This is Not a Love Poem (via alonesomes)

(Source: pukesplatter)

(Reblogged from ginny-says)

Third time moving to a new place in a year, safe to say I’m now great at packing

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

(Reblogged from londonbluejeans)

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

(Reblogged from londonbluejeans)

zombikki:

beemill:

Massachusetts State Police Issue Apology for “Racial Profiling Saves Lives” Bumper Sticker, But Not Before Lying About It

Massachusetts State Police issued an apology Monday for a bumper sticker on one of their police cruisers that read: “Racial Profiling Saves Lives,” but not before lying about it.

Boston resident Chris Kantos, was walking Sunday morning and came across on official police cruiser, number 1183, and noticed an odd bumper sticker on it.

Kantos tweeted this image out immediately.

Instead of apologizing immediately, Boston PD removed the sticker and published a second image of the cruiser with no bumper sticker. Then accused Kantos of photoshopping the image.

“Why on earth would I photoshop something like that?” Kantos asked on Twitter.

read more: http://thefreethoughtproject.com/police-issue-apology-racial-profiling-saves-lives-bumper-sticker-lying/

what the fuck

(Reblogged from nickelbackthatassup)

Things that would be nice at 4 am

memourably:

chill-um:

cartouche-dreams:

Long make out session
Back rubs
Cuddles
Deep talks
Killing people
Forehead kisses
Hearing each other breathe
Holding hands
Laughs and corny jokes

One of these things is not like the others

I know…who makes out for long periods of time??

(Reblogged from prelaw-prep)

onlylolgifs:

How to peel apples

(Reblogged from onlylolgifs)

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

(Reblogged from postulation)